Australian PM Embraces New Nickname, Completely Unaware of Actual Meaning

Our Prime Minister has today taken his new popular nickname SloMo by the horns and run with it, apparently completely oblivious to the context or meaning behind it.

Having built a reputation for having absolutely no idea what’s going on almost all the time, and for trying way too hard to “connect with the youth” (a phrase sure to have been repeated a thousand times by his Human Engagement Coach), he has tried to christen himself ScoMo and largely been laughed at for it.

In spiteful reference to his self-applied moniker, critics of the PM are now calling him SloMo, poking at his woeful handling of the vaccine rollout in the face of the ongoing COVID-19 situation. Speaking today at an informal press conference after a socially distanced Horizon Congregation praise and worship session, the PM said: “Oh yeah, SloMo all the way! I love engaging with my constituents! Love the name! Australian Spirit! How good are nicknames?”

Our Prime Minister has today taken his new popular nickname SloMo by the horns and run with it, apparently completely oblivious to the context or meaning behind it…