Premier Binchicken Resigns In Face Of Actual Consequences

NSW Premier Gladbag Binchicken has today reported she will resign from her seat as Premier, as well as her local government seat of Willoughby, after the Independent Commission Against Corruption announced it will be investigating her over some government money that likely went somewhere it shouldn’t and was then covered up, flummoxed and the investigation waylaid.

ICAC had its sights on her undeclared boyfriend, MP Daryl Maguire, for some time, during which Binchicken herself was brought to the stand and forced under oath to reveal her relationship with him. Binchicken will likely be investigated over whether her actions or lack thereof were “liable to allow or encourage” Maguire’s corrupt conduct.

At time of publishing, a press conference is waiting for Ms Binchicken to address them on the matter, however she has already indicated that ICAC should have waited for a better time to announce the investigation and give her more of a chance to put some kind of spin on the matter so she could avoid any actual consequences. Reportedly, Ms Binchicken is too busy handling the COVID pandemic in NSW to play political reputation/blame speed chess, however it’s doubtful whether that is true as to date her actions resemble the famous S2E14 of Avatar, the Last Airbender: “There is no state of emergency in NSW.”

NSW Premier Gladbag Binchicken has today reported she will resign from her seat as Premier, as well as her local government seat of Willoughby, after the Independent Commission Against Corruption announced it will be investigating her over some government money…