Category: COVID-19

Shocking, Unexpected News From QLD Quarantine Bubble: Famous People Not Good At Following Rules

In an absolutely unpredictable twist of events, there have been multiple breaches of clearly understood rules and protocols which were agreed to in order to let over 500 people travel between state lines while everyone else is locked down…

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Nearly 500 Sydneysiders Allowed To Travel Interstate During Harsh Lockdown Because Hubby Run Good With Ball

Just about 500 wives, girlfriends and children of star handegg players have been given ‘special permission’ to leave NSW in the middle of what is probably its most restrictive lockdown yet because their husband/boyfriend/meal ticket can run good with ball…

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NSW Bookies Really Driving the Nail Home

Thanks to the recent and extended lockdown in NSW, bookies across the state are enjoying unusually high interest from punters who have literally nothing to do except throw money around…

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NSW Premier Likely Replaced With A Clone

The NSW Premier has today made a public health decision that is in the interests of the citizens of her state instead of the people putting money in her pockets…

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NSW Chief Health Officer Just About Fucking Had It

Speaking briefly after this morning’s ‘COVID conference’, NSW’s Chief Health Officer has revealed she has just about fucking had it with these ignorant fucks thinking lockdowns and Public Health Orders don’t apply to them. “It’s not that fucking hard. Stay at home. Just don’t go out. Do not leave the house unless you absolutely have…

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