Category: Politics

Premier Binchicken Resigns In Face Of Actual Consequences

NSW Premier Gladbag Binchicken has today reported she will resign from her seat as Premier, as well as her local government seat of Willoughby, after the Independent Commission Against Corruption announced it will be investigating her over some government money…

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NSW Premier Likely Replaced With A Clone

The NSW Premier has today made a public health decision that is in the interests of the citizens of her state instead of the people putting money in her pockets…

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NSW Chief Health Officer Just About Fucking Had It

Speaking briefly after this morning’s ‘COVID conference’, NSW’s Chief Health Officer has revealed she has just about fucking had it with these ignorant fucks thinking lockdowns and Public Health Orders don’t apply to them. “It’s not that fucking hard. Stay at home. Just don’t go out. Do not leave the house unless you absolutely have…

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NSW Premier To Consider Proposal From Toll Road Consortium To Install Toll Gates On Residential Driveways

eipNews can reveal today that NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian is considering a proposal from NSW toll road operators to install bi-directional toll gates on every residential driveway in the state…

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Australian PM Embraces New Nickname, Completely Unaware of Actual Meaning

Our Prime Minister has today taken his new popular nickname SloMo by the horns and run with it, apparently completely oblivious to the context or meaning behind it…

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