Category: Sports

Shocking, Unexpected News From QLD Quarantine Bubble: Famous People Not Good At Following Rules

In an absolutely unpredictable twist of events, there have been multiple breaches of clearly understood rules and protocols which were agreed to in order to let over 500 people travel between state lines while everyone else is locked down…

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Nearly 500 Sydneysiders Allowed To Travel Interstate During Harsh Lockdown Because Hubby Run Good With Ball

Just about 500 wives, girlfriends and children of star handegg players have been given ‘special permission’ to leave NSW in the middle of what is probably its most restrictive lockdown yet because their husband/boyfriend/meal ticket can run good with ball…

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NSW Bookies Really Driving the Nail Home

Thanks to the recent and extended lockdown in NSW, bookies across the state are enjoying unusually high interest from punters who have literally nothing to do except throw money around…

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Nationally Acclaimed Handegg Expert Shocked And Dismayed When Rules Apply (Somewhat) Equally To Him

Now-disgraced professional Australian handegg player Paul Vaughan was reportedly “shocked and dismayed” when he suffered actual, tangible consequences for his actions instead of his conduct being swept under the rug and dismissed as ‘boys being boys’…

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Holy Fuck, Sports

World May Be Burning, But At Least We Have Sportsball | Everyone’s excitement about the EURO 2020 Championship reached fever pitch a few days ago when England claimed a narrow victory over Denmark 2-1 to progress…

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