{"id":60,"date":"2021-07-14T13:23:07","date_gmt":"2021-07-14T03:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news.eiphax.tech\/?p=60"},"modified":"2021-07-14T13:23:08","modified_gmt":"2021-07-14T03:23:08","slug":"nsw-chief-health-officer-just-about-fucking-had-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news.eiphax.tech\/index.php\/nsw-chief-health-officer-just-about-fucking-had-it\/","title":{"rendered":"NSW Chief Health Officer Just About Fucking Had It"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Speaking briefly after this morning&#8217;s &#8216;COVID conference&#8217;, NSW&#8217;s Chief Health Officer has revealed she has just about fucking had it with these ignorant fucks thinking lockdowns and Public Health Orders don&#8217;t apply to them. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;It&#8217;s not that fucking hard. Stay at home. Just don&#8217;t go out. Do not leave the house unless you absolutely have to. Why is that so difficult?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It doesn&#8217;t matter if you&#8217;re going to miss your monthly reservation at the country club. It doesn&#8217;t matter if you really wanted a new Kitchen Aid mixer. Just don&#8217;t go out. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For fuck&#8217;s sake.&#8221; At press time Kerry was seen muttering to herself with her head in her hands, possibly praying for divine intervention.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking briefly after this morning&#8217;s &#8216;COVID conference&#8217;, NSW&#8217;s Chief Health Officer has revealed she has just about fucking had it with these ignorant fucks thinking lockdowns and Public Health Orders don&#8217;t apply to them. &#8220;It&#8217;s not that fucking hard. Stay at home. Just don&#8217;t go out. Do not leave the house unless you absolutely have&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":61,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,2,5,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-covid-19","category-current-affairs","category-health","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/news.eiphax.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/news.eiphax.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/news.eiphax.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news.eiphax.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news.eiphax.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/news.eiphax.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62,"href":"https:\/\/news.eiphax.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/62"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news.eiphax.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/61"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/news.eiphax.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news.eiphax.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news.eiphax.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}